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Northern Forest Archipelago Online Market
First things first...this is not a market place designed to bring the Northern Forest Archipelago's GDP in line with Japan, or even Bulgaria. The purpose of this market is to cover our nation's web-based expenses, which our Minister of Finance figures to be in the range of $150 per annum. Any money earned over and above the $150 will be added to the King's already generous annual donations to the Adirondack Nature Conservancy (Backwoods, the capital city of the NFA, is located within the state of New York, deep in the Adirondack Park).
Once the FREE SHIPPING, Paypal's cut, and our cost for the item (or, dare we dream, items) are taken care of, we're not earning a whole heck of a lot on the stuff we're selling here, so feel free to indulge yourself, and even tell your friends to pay our market a visit (hey now, we're not big tobacco!).
Alternately, you can visit the
NFA Amazon.Com Store or the NFA Online Shop
for great NFA gear and branded stuff.
Enjoy!
NFA Oval Bumper Sticker
This NFA is the latest to join the craze that's sweeping rear windows across the nation. Slap one of these handsome ovals on your back window, and start basking in the admiration of fellow drivers.
$2.50 USD (0.25 NFASEB) Each
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NFA Flag Bumper Sticker Get a Bumper Sticker of the NFA Flag, and show your patriotism (note: this display of patriotism in no way diminishes your patriotism to the USA). Help spread the word about the NFA!
$3.00 USD (0.3 NFASEB) each
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The NFA monthly newsletter
Our email newsletter is a great way to keep up to date with happenings in the NFA, and to communicate with your fellow citizens (through our "letters" and "editorial" sections). Sign up for the newsletter in 6 month chunks.
$3.00 USD for 6 months (0.3 NFASEB) |
The NFA monthly newsletter
Our email newsletter is a great way to keep up to date with happenings in the NFA, and to communicate with your fellow citizens (through our "letters" and "editorial" sections). Sign up for the newsletter in 12 month chunks.
$5.00 USD for 12 months (0.5 NFASEB) |
Backwoods Backrub Goo
The people of Backwoods, the NFA Capital City, are a simple folk who live with and by the earth. Their primary exports are simple and natural products, sustainably made. The Backwoods Backrub Juice is made from extra virgin olive oil and essential oils of birch and balsam...nothing else. Olive oil has good medicinal properties, soothing and healing the skin, especially when it is dry. Birch and balsam are invigorating, and work on tired/sore muscles.
$2.50 USD (0.25 NFASEB) each 4oz
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Backwoods Bathtub Goo
The people of Backwoods, the NFA Capital City, are a simple folk who live with and by the earth. Their primary exports are simple and natural products, sustainably made. The Backwoods Bathtub Goo is made from extra virgin olive oil, coconut oil as an emulsifier (to help it mix with the bathwater) and essential oils of birch and balsam...nothing else. Olive oil has good medicinal properties, soothing and healing the skin, especially when it is dry. Birch and balsam are invigorating, and work on tired/sore muscles.
$3.00 USD (0.3 NFASEB) each 4oz
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NFA Stamps, 10
The NFA is proud to announce that on July 4, 2003, the Postmaster General Vlad Parkis unveiled the first of many stamp pressings that the NFA Postal Service will be engaging in during his tenure with the NFAPS. These, the first stamps ever released in the NFA herald in a new age of postal service in the Archipelago. Prior to the issue of these stamps, mail was carried by the citizenry through a system of mutual favors between friends; mail delivery will no longer be dependent on the kindness (which is well renowned) of our people. You can order the stamps pictured here, contact us about new stamps that may be available, or ask for a variety of NFA stamps.
$5.00 for 10 First Class Stamps
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NFA Stamps, 20
The NFA is proud to announce that on July 4, 2003, the Postmaster General Vlad Parkis unveiled the first of many stamp pressings that the NFA Postal Service will be engaging in during his tenure with the NFAPS. These, the first stamps ever released in the NFA herald in a new age of postal service in the Archipelago. Prior to the issue of these stamps, mail was carried by the citizenry through a system of mutual favors between friends; mail delivery will no longer be dependent on the kindness (which is well renowned) of our people. You can order the stamps pictured here, contact us about new stamps that may be available, or ask for a variety of NFA stamps.
$10.00 for 20 First Class Stamps
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NFA Jade Bi Disk
Since at least 2950 BC, jade has been treasured in China as the royal gemstone, yu. The character for jade resembles a capital I with a line across the middle: the top represents the heavens, the bottom the earth, and the center section, mankind. In the ZHOU Dynasty the Bi-Disk was seen as a symbol of the sky and/or the sun.
It was thought that the Jade Bi-Disk would bring rain, keep demons and poisonous animals away, bring honour and success, and insure long life. We can't promise that the NFAs Jade Bi-Disks can do all of that, but we think they're lovely, and remind us of the splendor of the natural world.
$5.00 USD (0.5 NFASEB) for 1 Jade Bi-Disk
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NFA Garnet
Garnet mining was a big industry in the Northern Forest in the 1800's, and is still a major source of garnet today. Grab a piece of history today with some of the NFAs garnet.
$4.00 USD (0.4 NFASEB) for 3-5 pieces of garnet
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Backwoods Balsam Bag
The people of Backwoods, the NFA Capital City, are a simple folk who live with and by the earth. Their primary exports are natural products, sustainably made. The balsam bags are stuffed with fresh balsam tips that will bring the smell of the woods into your house or car or sock-drawer.
$2.50 USD (0.25 NFASEB) Each
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NFA Army Knife
Like the Swiss Army Knives we've heard about all our lives, the NFA army knife has many uses functions, ranging from main blade to openers to screwdrivers to saws to scissors and beyond...including the attached compass and carabiner! The NFA has no army, but if we did, this is the kind of weaponry we would endorse: it is ideal for dealing with picnics, camping, simple repairs, and at the same time is woefully (thankfully!) inadequate for harming other people.
Stunningly, only $5.00 USD (1/2 NFASEB) each
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